Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. Wiz: Long ago in a distant land, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.īoomstick: But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Wiz: And that nameless samurai became known as. Jack, was - Jack!īoomstick: Doesn't really strike fear into your enemies. Popup: Jack's real name was never revealed. He took the name as a cover upon arriving in a city he wasn't familiar with.
Wiz: Young Jack was the son of a Japanese emperor, who had imprisoned Aku years before. However, upon Aku's return, the Emperor and his army were quickly defeated. Wiz: Most notably, he learned horseback riding from a Sheikh, staff fighting in Africa, wrestling from gladiators, ax throwing from a Russian Boyar, mounted combat from the Mongols, martial arts from Shaolin Monks, and.īoomstick: And archery from freaking Robin Hood! You know, everyone's favorite talking fox! Oo-de-lally! The last of all hope remained in the hands of his son.īoomstick: Aww, look how small he is! Ahem, well, uh, to prep for beating the snot out of Aku, little Jack traveled the world, training with the best of the best. Wiz: Jack's progress was exceptional at just eight years old, he defended a whole village from a band of marauders.
Popup: Thanks to his training, Jack can dodge dozens of arrows with just his hearing and no sight!īoomstick: All before he could even legally drink the good stuff. Seventeen years later, he was ready for the final boss. He just needed one more thing: His pajamas.īoomstick: Katana, pajama, tomato, alfredo, it's all the same. But before Jack could put his training to good use, Aku pulled a bitch move and zapped him hundreds of years into the future.
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